Simi

“to be, or naw?”
— hamlet, act 3 scene 1 original draft, probably (via janefoster)

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batsghoulsandghosties asked: Imagine robots with human partners that are just learning about poems and valentines day. Like they really want to make this day special but they don't really GET poetry yet so instead of a nice romantic poem it's just "roses are red, violets are blue, carnations are pink, lilies are white, jasmines are also white, roses can also be shades of pink and white and if treated chemically other colors" and they just keep listing flowers

roboticdreams:

I AM LAUGHING SWEETHEART NO

vintagefuckup:

in case you haven’t heard this today:

  • you’re amazing
  • you’re cute
  • your smile is beautiful
  • you’re beautiful
  • you’re loved
  • you deserve to live
  • you’re strong
  • you can do this

and i am so proud of you for still being here

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cas-has-the-phone-box:

gossamer-galaxy:

june2734:

Disney’s Walking Dead

by Kasami-Sensei

Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse

Hey you guys, how about we cosplay this?!

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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swanqueenandrizzles:

did u ever see

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i mean

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or maybe just

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vagi2k14sodium:

this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:

  • where did it come from
  • where did it go

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